December 2009
250 posts
The Game →
Hey, Tumblr
Quit being a fucking cunt, okay?
“If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would...”
– Siddhartha Guatama
Me vs. You
Me: Starving Wolverine You: Baby covered in Pork Chops Me. Pigeon with explosive diarrhea You: Statue under me and my friends Me vs. You, what you gonna do? Me. Hillbilly You: My teeth and I like sweets Me: Mexican sprinting champion with cousin in north Texas with job oppurtunity for me you: Border Me: The SAT’s You: High School Football Player Me: Gravity You: Old lady’s tits Me:...
New/Improved
Did you know its technically impossible for something to be new and improved? Because if its new, there was nothing before it to be improved. And if its improved, then there was obviously an older model to start with.
You can just call me the 19 years old Julius...
thesaltwaternight:
animalsandmonsters:
You don’t need to know my name, just my titles.
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner
thesaltwaternight:
victoriaaa-:ifuckinglovetea:
Tina, eat
Eat the food.
EAT THE FOOD
This is how my youngest brother always calls me.
I love that movie so much.
reblog with seven people that you would love to...
justanotherprettylie:
sammmmmmmm:
mydustlandfairytale:arielleobrien:juliegriffith:
James Franco
John O’callaghan
Christofer Drew
Lady Gaga
Zac Efron (have you seen the movie 17 again. FUCKING GORGEOUS)
Adam Brody
Christopher Kamrada
Lady Gaga
Adam Lambert
Christofer Drew
Oli Stykes
Spanky
Austin Hall (xDDDD)
Dani Gore
They’re not in any order; haha
Johnny Depp
Tim Burton
...
“An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”
– M.K. Gandhi
